McCain’s DistractiFry

Do you dread family gatherings because of inevitable awkward conversations? Now, the McCain DistractiFRY, a voice-activated french fry dispenser can rescue you from the most challenging family dinner situations.

The McCain DistractiFRY listens for keywords in questions that most of us hope to avoid. When it hears awkward dinner conversation phrases like “Got a job yet?” or “When are you getting married?”, it dispenses hot and crispy McCain french fries to cleverly divert everyone’s attention.